Recent conversation in the car

Lynzy: Mom, why did the bird poop on our window?
Mom: Because he had an accident.
Lynzy: What?
Mom: Because he was flying over our car on the way to the bathroom but he didn't make it.
Lynzy: Where is his bathroom?
Mom: I don't know. But it's not on our car right?
Lynzy: (laughing) No, but maybe it's in his bird house.

That girl is too smart for me!